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“It will require many long years of self-education until the subject can turn himself into the citizen. A free man must be able to endure it when his fellow men act and live otherwise than he considers proper. He must free himself from the habit, just as soon as something does not please him, of calling for the police.”     Ludwig von Mises,    Liberalism

March 25, 2008

Simon Says: Damnable Dalliances

by Simon Jester

There once was a man from New York
Who had quite the fondness for pork
He porked a hooker
Though she’s quite a looker
In prison stripes he’ll look like a dork

The mayors of Detroit & Newark hold mistress’
Two women that have put them in distress
Their sensuous thighs
Won’t cover the lies
Because we all know what the meaning of is is

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  1. Good stuff Mr. Jester! Great to see you make an appearance.

    Both of these mayors should be fine. If we learned anything from the late 1990’s we know that it’s okay to obstruct justice and lie under oath if it has to do with sex.

    Comment by Stephen Littau — March 25, 2008 @ 9:59 am
  2. If a Governor-elect’s Democratic,
    And denials of affairs are emphatic,
    Then someone with clout,
    Should check the guy out
    For behavior that’s sexually erratic.

    Hope this is good enough to get me added to your blogroll. GREAT SITE ! ! !

    Allen in Fort Worth

    Comment by Allen in Fort Worth — March 25, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

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