No, No, Not Roquefort!

Some midnight regulations need to be rolled back, and quickly:

The quintessential French blue cheese found itself the unlikely focus of a trade war after the Bush administration took punitive action for the European Union’s ban on imports of US hormone-treated beef.

America imposed a 100 per cent import duty on a long list of EU products on Thursday, but singled roquefort out for a 300 per cent tariff.

Producers of what the French hail as the “king of cheeses” for its salty tang and creamy finish are furious at the move. They claimed that the action was a parting shot by a Bush administration still piqued by France’s opposition to the Iraq war and that President George W Bush had taken his final revenge against a nation once maligned by Americans as “cheese-eating surrender monkeys”.

“Roquefort is a French symbol and we’re paying for its fame,” said Robert Glandieres, president of producers of the cheese, which is made in the Midi-Pyrenees region from sheep’s milk according to a 1,000-year-old tradition.

But don’t worry, in this economy Obama’s going to provide us with all the government cheese we can eat!

  • Nick M.

    Fuck a 300% tax. Ban the shit, shoot on site any one caught importing it or making it. Bomb France into the stone age. Nasty, vomit inducing, dreadful excuse for food.

  • http://thelibertypapers.org/ Brad Warbiany

    Nick,

    Where you come from, they’ve got both kinds of cheese… White and yellow.