Comments on: The $30 Billion Stack of Paper

By: Dave C

Dave C — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:48:38 +0000

At least my request was all online..

No carbon offset or waste of a limited resource like TP (wait for BHO’s policies to take effect)

By: Akston

Akston — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:00:40 +0000

After repeated patriotic attempts to stimulate my local restaurants, I find myself overinvested in Alimentary-Backed Securities (ABS). Perhaps being ABS-heavy makes me “too big to fail” as well? Maybe I could get the feds to bail out my overindulgences in empty calories with a few million I can use to keep consuming in the way I’ve become accustomed?

By: A little bailout humor for a Tuesday afternoon… | The League of Ordinary Gentlemen

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:06:54 +0000

[...] this whole too-big-to-fail thing has some legs to it. Maybe that’s why fellow libertarian Stephen Gordon at the Liberty Papers is asking for a measly million dollars: Considering how easy it is to come with $30 billion of [...]

By: Stephen Gordon

Stephen Gordon — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:55:57 +0000

I don’t actually need that much, but I was planning to spread the wealth by leaving very large tips at the restaurants, casinos, hotels and strip clubs I visit. I figure it’s a civic responsibility.

By: Dave C

Dave C — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:51:57 +0000

greedy bastard..

I only need half that amount to stimulate the economy..