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“No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: "Come back with your shield, or on it." Later on, this custom declined. So did Rome.”     Robert A. Heinlein,    The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

March 20, 2009

Simon Says: Obviously You’re Not A Golfer

by Simon Jester

Compare your bowling skill to a retard,

And you’ll be hoisted on your own petard,

If you really want to see someone bowl,

Special Olympics kids sure can roll,

So practice and give your score a push,

And maybe you’ll catch their leader, Bush!


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