They can have my toilet paper when they pry it from between my cold, dead butt cheeks
Monday, March 2nd, 2009The bad news is that the environmental movement wishes to interfere with our bowel movements. From the tree killers at The NY Times: The national obsession with soft paper has driven the growth of brands like Cottonelle Ultra, Quilted Northern Ultra and Charmin Ultra — which in 2008 alone increased its sales by 40 percent [...]
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