Oh no!! Another stupid rube hillbilly who might get enough racist illiterate retards to vote for her, because she is dangerously ‘folksy.’ Better neutralize her quick! Paging Tina Fey! Paging John Stewart, paging Dave Letterman!!

At this point, who gives a damn what she believes in as long, as overall, it’s well to the right of the European Labour Party candidate she’ll be opposing. And I’m sure her positions will be fleshed out as time goes along. For now, it suffices for the bird cage liner publication to get in its snarky put-downs, with its unrebutted quotes from the state Dems. The funniest unchallenged comment, which the “journalist” tacitly agreed with, was the bald faced lie that Palin is “at the whim of DC handlers,” and is the “national party puppet.” She may be a lot of things, but Establishment GOP “puppet” sure as hell ain’t one of them. 180 degrees to the contrary, the Beltway GOP insiders are instead shitting the pants over the fear that Palin may go Perot on them; and/or actually campaign for conservative Dems against liberal Pubs as she has said she will do.