Quote Of The Day
In my post on alternate voting systems, I called the Republicans and Democrats the “beast with two asses”, making an allusion to the old “making the beast with two backs” euphemism for sex. However, I think I’ve got an, ahem, more colorful example that works better:
American democracy is a threesome where the Republicans and Democrats are fingercuffing the American People.
YMMV — Insert “eiffel towering” if it’s your preferred innuendo.