Vermin Supreme: “Friendly Fascist” and “A Tyrant You Can Trust”
Meet Democrat presidential candidate Vermin Supreme. The man wears a boot on his head, advocates a mandatory dental hygiene program, ponies for every American, and harnessing the energy of zombies to wean America off of foreign oil. Best of all, in his closing statement (following his singing!), Vermin tries to turn his political rival Randall Terry gay because Jesus told him to.
Really, what’s not to like?
Hat Tip: Free Talk Live