Top 10 Libertarian Pickup Lines
Some much needed levity from “Libertarian Girl” in the spirit of Valentine’s Day.
Top 10 Libertarian Pickup Lines
10. “I’d like to indefinitely detain you.”
9. “I only practice the non-aggression principle outside the bedroom.”
8. “Wanna Lysander Spoon?”
7. “I want the government out of my bedroom, but you in it.”
6. “I’m an economist, you’re an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?”
5. “So you were the one responsible for the ‘Occupy My Mind’ movement last night.”
4. “Unlike fiat money, you’re worth something to me baby.”
3. “I’m not Keynesing you, I really want to liberate your Hayek and Rothbard your Mises.”
2. “Is that a stimulus package in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
1. “My love is like communism: everyone gets a share and its only good in theory.”
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