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Simon Says: Czarcasm

Friday, October 17th, 2014

Czars, czars, everywhere, But not a thought to think. “We’ve got it under control,” they say, With a smug nod and wink. Trust and calm, he wants, Addressing as we yawn. But trust is earned, Dear Leader, Your account is overdrawn. >;-)

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Simon Says: Hope And Change

Friday, November 5th, 2010

An election has come and has gone, Spirit of change is in the air, But if we’re ever to cure, This system impure, We shall need some heavier fare. Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. >;-)

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Simon Says

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Shes a cipher, Is she or isn’t she? Her detractors are less hidden, We know what they are. >;-)

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Inflation

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

If you thought thirty was sleazy and dirty what can one say about 700K? >;-)

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Remember…

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

A little ditty for those who love liberty: Remember, remember come every November, The April Obamacare plot; I know of no reason Why the “health care” treason Should ever be forgot. No matter what the tyrants of the Hill and the White House hope, this fight isn’t over. It’s ON. >;-)

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Simon Says: I’m A Secret Jew

Monday, October 5th, 2009

There once was a man from Iran, Some told him to put his yarmulke on, And although he’ll fight, He’s probably right, For some documents say he’s Kenyan. >;-)

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Simon Says: Roman Polanski

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Sorry, can’t think of anything funny to say about raping a 13-year-old girl. Douchebag. Burn in hell. >:-(

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Simon Says: Birds Of A Feather

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Yes, Barack, you need to be dignified and diplomatic. No, Barack, you don’t need to look like a 13-year-old girl meeting Miley Cyrus. >:-D

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Simon Says: Don’t Teabag Me, Bro!

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

The left wants to make our protests seem small, “Opposed to taxes and government?! The gall!” And they stand idly by, With envious eyes, While Obama teabags us all. >;-D

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Simon Says: Obviously You’re Not A Golfer

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Compare your bowling skill to a retard, And you’ll be hoisted on your own petard, If you really want to see someone bowl, Special Olympics kids sure can roll, So practice and give your score a push, And maybe you’ll catch their leader, Bush!

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Simon Says: Hope

Monday, March 16th, 2009

In Washington is a man full of Hope&#153, Through a crisis he says we can cope, He’s promised us Change&#153, But if you believe that’s in range, Then I suggest you’re smoking some dope.

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Simon Says — In Rod We Trust

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

There once was a man from Illinois, Tried to sell a Senate seat like a toy, Some of us think He’ll end up in the clink, And the new “Rod” he meets won’t bring joy.

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Simon Says: A Fitting Monument

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

A day few years short, A dollar few hundred million long, The economy is in crisis, But who’d call this wrong? It’s a tribute to waste, And avarice too, But like it or not, It was paid for by you. >;-)

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Simon Says: Damnable Dalliances

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

There once was a man from New York Who had quite the fondness for pork He porked a hooker Though she’s quite a looker In prison stripes he’ll look like a dork The mayors of Detroit & Newark hold mistress’ Two women that have put them in distress Their sensuous thighs Won’t cover the lies […]

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Simon Says: Gilding The Turd

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

The peasants are restless, their money is tight, There’s blood in the water, the whole town ain’t right, Bernanke’s in his helo, dropping inflation and lies, The peasants feel better, as the whole world dies.

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Coming Soon To A Police State Near You!

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Brazilian Policemen beat a protester during a march against U.S. President George W. Bush in Sao Paulo, Thursday, March 8, 2007. (sung like a Von Trapp) Raiding SWAT teams and canisters of tear gas, Marauding police with riot gear and masks, Fleeing protestors as a billy club swings, These are a few of your government’s […]

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Simon Says: Takes One To Know One

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Hedges hates the “Right”… He hates with all his might. Freedom Of Speech? That’s not what he’d preach… “Fascist”? That’s him, all right. >;-)

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Simon Says: I’m At A Loss…

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

The current crop of politicos are as vapid as they claim GWB to be.  I can’t write doggerel to match their idiocies — Shakespeare would gape, and Twain would reach for the whisky. So, if the Muse fails me? I’ll fall back on quotations.  Thus on the Democrats, and the Republicans, blundering towards the bottom of… […]

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Simon Says: Staying Bought

Monday, December 11th, 2006

There once was a Congressman bold Who liked his cash to be cold Were the voters dismayed? The race card was played… And, alas, the Second stayed sold. >;-)

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Simon Says: To Extend The Metaphor

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face belongs to a dastardly villain, who deserves what they got. >;-(

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