Simon Says: I’m A Secret Jew
There once was a man from Iran,
Some told him to put his yarmulke on,
And although he’ll fight,
He’s probably right,
For some documents say he’s Kenyan.
>;-)
Author Archives: Simon Jester
Simon Says: Roman Polanski
Simon Says: Birds Of A Feather
Simon Says: Don’t Teabag Me, Bro!
Simon Says: Obviously You’re Not A Golfer
Compare your bowling skill to a retard,
And you’ll be hoisted on your own petard,
If you really want to see someone bowl,
Special Olympics kids sure can roll,
So practice and give your score a push,
And maybe you’ll catch their leader, Bush!
