Thoughts, essays, and writings on Liberty. Written by the heirs of Patrick Henry.

October 17, 2014

Simon Says: Czarcasm

Czars, czars, everywhere, But not a thought to think. “We’ve got it under control,” they say, With a smug nod and wink. Trust and calm, he wants, Addressing as we yawn. But trust is earned, Dear Leader, Your account is overdrawn. >;-)

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November 5, 2010

Simon Says: Hope And Change

An election has come and has gone, Spirit of change is in the air, But if we’re ever to cure, This system impure, We shall need some heavier fare. Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. >;-)

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May 10, 2010

Simon Says

Shes a cipher, Is she or isn’t she? Her detractors are less hidden, We know what they are. >;-)

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October 5, 2009

Simon Says: I’m A Secret Jew

There once was a man from Iran, Some told him to put his yarmulke on, And although he’ll fight, He’s probably right, For some documents say he’s Kenyan. >;-)

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September 30, 2009

Simon Says: Roman Polanski

Sorry, can’t think of anything funny to say about raping a 13-year-old girl. Douchebag. Burn in hell. >:-(

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April 21, 2009

Simon Says: Birds Of A Feather

Yes, Barack, you need to be dignified and diplomatic. No, Barack, you don’t need to look like a 13-year-old girl meeting Miley Cyrus. >:-D

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April 18, 2009

Simon Says: Don’t Teabag Me, Bro!

The left wants to make our protests seem small, “Opposed to taxes and government?! The gall!” And they stand idly by, With envious eyes, While Obama teabags us all. >;-D

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March 20, 2009

Simon Says: Obviously You’re Not A Golfer

Compare your bowling skill to a retard, And you’ll be hoisted on your own petard, If you really want to see someone bowl, Special Olympics kids sure can roll, So practice and give your score a push, And maybe you’ll catch their leader, Bush!

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March 16, 2009

Simon Says: Hope

In Washington is a man full of Hope&#153, Through a crisis he says we can cope, He’s promised us Change&#153, But if you believe that’s in range, Then I suggest you’re smoking some dope.

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December 10, 2008

Simon Says — In Rod We Trust

There once was a man from Illinois, Tried to sell a Senate seat like a toy, Some of us think He’ll end up in the clink, And the new “Rod” he meets won’t bring joy.

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December 3, 2008

Simon Says: A Fitting Monument

A day few years short, A dollar few hundred million long, The economy is in crisis, But who’d call this wrong? It’s a tribute to waste, And avarice too, But like it or not, It was paid for by you. >;-)

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March 25, 2008

Simon Says: Damnable Dalliances

There once was a man from New York Who had quite the fondness for pork He porked a hooker Though she’s quite a looker In prison stripes he’ll look like a dork The mayors of Detroit & Newark hold mistress’ Two women that have put them in distress Their sensuous thighs Won’t cover the lies […]

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July 31, 2007

Simon Says: Gilding The Turd

The peasants are restless, their money is tight, There’s blood in the water, the whole town ain’t right, Bernanke’s in his helo, dropping inflation and lies, The peasants feel better, as the whole world dies.

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