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Does Nancy Pelosi have to endure waiting lines when she gets botox treatments?

nancy_pelosiOver at The Daily Beast, the speculation is that Nancy Pelosi is the recipient of multiple facelifts.

But D.C. cosmetic surgeon Barry J. Cohen ventured where no other M.D. would: “I would guess she had a neck lift some time ago, although is certainly ready for another,” he wrote to me by email. “It would appear that she had the fat removed from around her eyes, but has a substantial amount of excess skin on the lower lids. She has not a line on her forehead, likely indicating a date with a vial of Botox, yet has remaining lines at her crow’s feet (it wore off or was untreated). Her nasolabial folds could benefit from a filler, to soften her creases, and she would likely benefit from a peel or laser abrasion…She has her share of lines and wrinkles. Likely from all the time spent at high altitudes in her (our) private jet.”

Good point about our private jet.

Not that I care about what she does to her body, on her time, with her dollars — but I’d like to know if any of these procedures were performed using my money. If so, I’d like to know why “vanity” cosmetic procedures are covered by the congressional healthcare plan.  As they don’t provide adequate medical care for veterans injured in the line of duty, they shouldn’t pay for procedures such as this for people doing their best not to uphold, but to desecrate, the Constitution of the United States.

Even if she paid for the procedure out of pocket, the following still applies: Despite having no medical license, Pelosi wishes to perform the colonostic procedure of shoving socialized healthcare up our butts.  I’m really curious about whether she had to endure the long waiting lines she wishes to impose upon us.

UPDATE: From my wife: Which face did they lift? Don’t politicians normally have two?